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.Тухла:/me хвърля по главата на $$1 една тухла четворка.
.Затъмнение:/me казва на всички, че ако $$1 се огъзи ще стане слънчево затъмнение.
.Пожарен:/me казва на $$1 да позлва пожарния кран, вместо клечки за уши.
.Бира:/me подава една халба с бира на $$1
.Playboy:/me замерва $$1 с последния брой на списание PlaYBoY ;)
.Смях:/me забранява на $$1 да се смее, защото като се озъби всички ще излезнат от канала
.обича:/me обича $$1 да съблича


Това измислих :lol:
 

Smirnoff

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Намерих един адон в дата.бг може да ти свърши работа:

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Slaps
.Romance
..BigKiss:/me 4{5{6{7{8{9{11{12{13{{P}4}5}6}7}8}9}11}12}13} $$1 4{5{6{7{8{9{11{12{13{{P}4}5}6}7}8}9}11}12}13}
..Ezik:/me says: $$1 11{114P11}11 11{114P11}11 11{114P11}11 11{114P11}11 11{114P11}11 11{114P11}11 11{114P11}11 11{114P11}11 11{114P11}11 11{114P11}11 11{114P11}11 11{114P11}11 11{114P11}11 11{114P11}11 11{114P11}11 11{114P11}11 11{114P11}11 11{114P11}11 11{114P11}11 11{114P11}11 11{114P11}11 11{114P11}11 11{114P11}11 11{114P11}11 11{114P11}11 11{114P11}11 11{114P11}11 11{114P11}11 11{114P11}11 11{114P11}11 11{114P11}11 11{114P11}11 11{114P11}11 11{114P11}11 11{114P11}11 11{114P11}11 11{114P11}11 11{114P11}11 11{114P11}11 11{114P11}11 11{114P11}11 11{114P11}11 11{114P11}11 11{114P11}1
..Love:/me whispers to $$1: "I Love You !!!"
..Sorry:/me kazva na $$1 "Sujalqvam" s nai nejniq, lubqsht i mil glas koito ima, kakto i s navedena glava i s ysmivka na lice...nai-ocharovatelnata ysmivka koqto pritejava.
..Miss:/me grabs and holds $$1'hand . I missed you. Don't ever leave me again!!!
..Drugarche:/me says: $$1, iskash li da poigraem na naebi drugarche?:)
.Modes
..+sex:/me sets mode: +sex $$1
..-clothes:/me sets mode: -clothes $$1
..+pussy:/me sets mode: +pussy $$1
..+kiss:/me sets mode: +9{4P9} $$1
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..Mamun:/me says: $$1, mamun s banan takuff:)
..Oligofren:/me says: Ae pokrai tebe $$1, stanah oligofren...
..Nick:/me says: $$1, ti se iztropam na nicka batence :)))
..Bla-Bla:/me says: Bla bla bla, vlak li mina...ili ti neshty kaza $$1 ???
..Murzel:/me says: $$1, subudi se murzel sveshten !!!
..Kliun:/me says: $$1, subudi se Pichka ti Kliunina !!!
..Janka:/me says: $$1, she te klatim kato...kato izgladnel ciganin djanka she te klatim !!!
..Cigansko Shamarche:/me praska edna lqva-dqsna na $$1. Katuna Rules Mangal !!!
..Gas:/me dava zadna. Posle vkarva 1va, 2ra, 3ta, 4ta, 5ta i izchezva s Mrussna Gass ot $$1.
..Lainence:/me udrq $$1 s debelo, so4no, prqsno laino! "Qj mi lainata! Ei ti putq, ei ti torbata i hvashtai gorata!!!"
..Prav, desen:/me udrq prav desen na $$1 i go prashta v desniq ugul na kanala _|
..Turbo:/me says: Turbo e pc-to, turbo sum i az, turbo mi e bota, $$1 puk e pederas! :)
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..Cigan:/me says: $$1 neshto drugo da iskash??? 5 Leva, kompot ti otvorq??? A da ymresh dano, CIGAN grozen !!!
..Lamq:/me says: Jena ti Lamq da rodi, da ti zapali kushtata we $$1 !!!
..Riba:/me says: Jena ti Riba da rodi $$1, em da ti mirishe, em da ti se luzga !!!
..Kradec:/me says: Jena ti kradec da rodi $$1, ot tebe da kradne na mene da nosi !!!
..Furna:/me says: NA MAIKA TI Y FURNATA $$1...keks da se peche...da zagori...cheren da go iadesh !!!
..Zele:/me says: Ei $$1, agrarche, odi beri zeleto !!!
..Agrar:/me says: $$1 bashta ti cel jivot da e agrar! Zemedelec da stanesh, jito da sadish, gradushka da go povee, gladen da odish !!!
..Bubrek:/me says: Dovar ot kamani $$1 da si postroish v bubrecite dano!
..Igla:/me says: Cel jivot gobleni da shiesh $$1. Jena ti na iglata da mi se klati!
..Sol:/me says: $$1 mri ot Sol Kopeye !!!
..Parno:/me says: A da ne ti trugne parnoto dano $$1, cela zima kibrit da palish, salfetki da gorish, ot dima da se nadrusash dano !!!
..Negri:/me says: Da te ebat $$1 ...300 potni negri dano !!!
.Trival:/me slaps $$1 around a bit with a large trout !
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