yavor_atanasov
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Код:
function LookingForJob()
{
if (("Escape crush of corporate bs" == true) && ("Do stuff that matters" == true) &&
("Work with casual dress, get-stuff-done culture" == true) && ("Got programming skills and team mindset" == true)) {
echo "Apply to 411 Marketing! We are a creative-technology outfit working on a big idea in location-based services. We also create fun and a bit of marketing.";
echo "We are looking for:";
JobScope();
}
}
/* We will consider coders of all ages, backgrounds, genders, looks, sexual preferences, hygiene habits (not), and we offer salaries that match what you can do. */
function JobScope()
{
echo "Master of the four Web Elements - Javascript, jQuery, HTML, CSS";
echo "Deadly PHP Skills or at least knowing what is this (after brain surgery)";
echo "MySQL databases are your bases";
echo "Passion for development – show us something that you've done";
echo "Enthusiasm to learn new things and work hard. Very hard";
}