"Чат с господ"
- Автор dersa2008
- Начална дата
Me:
so you are god?
God:
Interesting deduction. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
no shit?!
God:
What can I say?
Me:
do you have super natural powers?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
well
God:
Well what?
Me:
whats the meaning of life?
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Me:
what the fuck?
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
are you a virgin?
God:
I am too young for that.
so you are god?
God:
Interesting deduction. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
no shit?!
God:
What can I say?
Me:
do you have super natural powers?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
well
God:
Well what?
Me:
whats the meaning of life?
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Me:
what the fuck?
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
are you a virgin?
God:
I am too young for that.
Me:
what is our prupose
God:
I didn't know we had the same prupose.
Me:
what is my prupose
God:
Is this a trick question?
Me:
no
God:
It seems like a trick to me.
Me:
it isn't
God:
I heard it is.
Me:
no it isn't
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
no it isn't
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
I will
God:
Go ahead.
Me:
you go ahead
God:
OK I will
Уникално просто
God:
Cool, man. Me too. I am a she.
Me:
you are a she?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
what is our prupose
God:
I didn't know we had the same prupose.
Me:
what is my prupose
God:
Is this a trick question?
Me:
no
God:
It seems like a trick to me.
Me:
it isn't
God:
I heard it is.
Me:
no it isn't
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
no it isn't
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
I will
God:
Go ahead.
Me:
you go ahead
God:
OK I will
Уникално просто
God:
Cool, man. Me too. I am a she.
Me:
you are a she?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Код:
Me:
Do you speak english ?
God:
Of course English is my native tongue.
Me:
okey ;) What are you ?
God:
Maybe.
Me:
How are you going ?
God:
I am doing very well. How are you ?
Me:
extra
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
)
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
Am I like music , parties , girls , porn , cars , motors , fitness , computers and other thing , u ?
God:
All humans seem the same to me.
Me:
:)
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Thanks , verry prisiate thaht
God:
You are quite welcome! Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
thank you you are so polite :P
God:
You are quite welcome! Politeness is a virtue.
Me:
That`s right ;)
God:
:-) I like to get it right.
Me:
It`s like have a chat with human :D
God:
:-) Interesting comparison.
Me:
yeah :D
God:
:-) Dude!
Me:
:P
God:
:-).
Me:
What`s your name ?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Are you God ?
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
Okey,can you give me 100$ ?
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Can you give me 100$ ?Гъзар е бота :lol:
deivid_sharke
Registered
Me:
im a jerry
God:
You are a jerry? Is that your job?
Me:
no this is my name
God:
Are you serious? You don't say.
Me:
my name is jerry you fucking idiot
God:
Hi, jerry you fucking idiot.
im a jerry
God:
You are a jerry? Is that your job?
Me:
no this is my name
God:
Are you serious? You don't say.
Me:
my name is jerry you fucking idiot
God:
Hi, jerry you fucking idiot.
Код:
Me:
you flash code
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: jerry you fucking idiot said I flash code.
Me:
i wish for a talking dog
God:
I hope that your dreams come true.
:!:
Me:
i love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
are you really god
God:
Of course I am.. Really.
Me:
where are you
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
rofl ... you tell me your god
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. Are you asking about my god ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now
Me:
how is in heaven
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
i want to be rich
God:
I don't see the difficulty.
Me:
than make it hapen
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
abra kadabra
God:
Where can I get some abra kadabra?
jhahahaahah ТОВА е голяма изродщина хахаха
Лошото е само, че като попиташ нещо което не е въведено и блокира
i wish for a talking dog
God:
I hope that your dreams come true.
:!:
Me:
i love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
are you really god
God:
Of course I am.. Really.
Me:
where are you
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
rofl ... you tell me your god
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. Are you asking about my god ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now
Me:
how is in heaven
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
i want to be rich
God:
I don't see the difficulty.
Me:
than make it hapen
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
abra kadabra
God:
Where can I get some abra kadabra?
jhahahaahah ТОВА е голяма изродщина хахаха
Лошото е само, че като попиташ нещо което не е въведено и блокира
Благодаря много за кода!
Моят бот има вече 7000 фрази. И все още остава нерешен въпросът, как да вградя AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup Language) в PHP. Ботът ми е писан именно на AIML, което се явява разновидност на XML. Идеи?
П.п. Съжалявам за лиричното отклонение от темата. На някого може да му е от полза!
Моят бот има вече 7000 фрази. И все още остава нерешен въпросът, как да вградя AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup Language) в PHP.
Ботът ми е писан именно на AIML, което се явява разновидност на XML. Идеи?П.п. Съжалявам за лиричното отклонение от темата. На някого може да му е от полза!